Water Heater Bill lived on a hill,
He never had friends around.
He live up so high and since they can't fly.
They were too lazy to leave low ground.
This hurt his feelings and made him sad.
Are friends supposed to be this bad?
He questioned and asked but no answer came.
He toiled and sneered and wallowed in shame.
Then one day he saw this gorgeous girl.
She was beautiful and tall, and her hair had curl.
He saw that she lived on another hill too,
He could see her from his incredible view.
She looked lonely every single day.
But he could hear her play from miles away.
He thought of her often and spied on her too.
Thank goodness for the things binoculars can do!
This girl was fantastic, this girl was neat!
So he opened his door and moved his feet.
He ran and walked but mostly jogged
Til he reached this dame who lived in a lodge.
He knocked on the door to her great surprise.
And you could see the excitement in both of their eyes.
Nervous and trembling he said Hello.
She smiled and asked "are you from below?"
With just a small twitch and a sweaty palm too,
He said "no no, I live up just like you.
"He pointed to home, from which he had came.
And looked back upon that happy dame.
He asked her, her name very quiet and still.
She said "I'm Chauni, are you Water heater Bill?"
"Why yes I am he!" he said with a grin.
May I come back another day- to visit you again?
She said "please do, whenever you wish. . .
I'll show you my guitar and songs about fish.
"Why he slapped his knee and yelped "yippee"
"I've got a date with a gal who thinks great of me!"
She giggled a little and gave him a hug.
She said "Thanks for visiting, you're one fly thug!"
They hung out a lot and had so much fun.
And now, often think back to the day it begun.
Now they have twenty kids and one on the way.
And they live on the same hill FAR, FAR away!
Copyright ©2003 Lisa Jenae Steed